Scene at a barber shop in Beirut:
Barber: are you fucking these days?
Customer: to be honest, I can't afford it these days. 3al 2eed 2ajallak (self-hand masturbation)
Barber: look, there is a place where they charge 5,000 LL for the penis (licking it), and 2,000 LL for each egg (licking). You will be done with 7,000 only!
Customer (happy and puzzled at once): where?tell me, where?
The barber named the place.
Does this happen anywhere in the world? Is it a sign of poverty or Lebanese genius? Are those girls providing this service virgins waiting for the right lebanese man who will wait on his first night to see the blood-stained sheets?