That moment...

When someone explains to you, in a manner of educating you, and for free, out of love of spreading knowledge,  about the only subject you are an expert in, and breaking it to you with: you do not know that.. let me tell you.... You go: wallah? tell me more, please.

That moment when...

I feel that even if the world's sole purpose was to make me laugh, I won't be able to even smile.

Panadol

There are moments I think that if I can make some people disappear, I would cure most of my headaches and cut my Panadol costs!

Define awkward

There are moments when you say hi to someone and intend to keep walking but then they hi you back and keep staring at you with nothing to say... You want to tell them: okay, now you can go back to staring at whatever else you were staring at.

Listen,

There are moments when I don't listen to what you say, but write it down, and I am suddenly all ears (or eyes in this case). It is all words, but people have much less to teach you about than books.

Too late

There are moments when I think that there is no use arguing with old poeple when they can easily die before I can convince them. It is too late to argue with a soon to be "the late".

Mr. Google

There are moments when I think that if Google was a man, I would marry him.

That awkward moment

Why is it that when I was young and whenever I was watching a movie, each time one of my parents joined, the actors start stripping and kissing...? You would be watching for over an hour with no single erotic scene, then the moment they step in the room, somehow, the actors conspire against you leaving you with raised eyebrows, a hesitant finger, and a remote control.

Neck-less

There are moments when I think that a neck is not enough to hold a whole head. What kind of a support pillar is this? The head should be right between the shoulders with a pivot mechanism that allows a full rotation.

Toothbrush

There are moments when you lose someone but it gets to see his toothbrush gone to make you cry.

Handsome

There are moments when I look in the eyes of a perfectly handsome guy and I think: is there anything that goes through your mind at all!

Not so funny

There are moments when you say something funny and someone next to you laughs at something else, that same moment. Don't you hate that?

Why not?

There are moments when I lose my car keys or forget where I put them and for a moment I think that I want to call them and follow the ringtone.

Who? What? How?...

There are moments when someone is telling me a story that gets too complicated with who told whom who was there and who heard them and how that other one lied but the one who was there didn't hear anything, and somewhere in the middle of the story, your attention drifts away, even a fly can suddenly get your attention, and the other person is deep into the story now, you gather your thoughts back and try to focus but you realize it is too late to catch up by now, you stick to what you heard at the beginning and ask: who? the one who heard them? and pray that it falls right in place. Most of the time, it doesn't.

At traffic lights

There are moments, when I am driving my car and I stop at traffic lights, then look at people in the car next to mine but shy away when our eyes meet. But then, suddenly I am too self conscious and all my moves start to be slow and premeditated, while wondering if the person in the other car is still looking. Then of course, the traffic lights go green, and everything falls back in place.