I can be objective but never neutral,
I am balanced in the realm of my mood swings ,
I can end a sentence that started with 'I love you' with 'I hate you',
I have convictions as static as a river,
I can change my mind every minute (now every 20 minutes),
Decisions, I take them based on the weather and the chemistry between my pillow and my neck.
I believe I would make a very good dictator.