Saturday night

Why do you need to close one eye to see or read clearly when drunk. I mean if we only need one eye to see when drunk: half conscious why do we need two when sober? unless soberness does not necessarily mean consciousness. Ears? They are a mere matter of symmetrical aesthetics. When drunk, two eyes or two ears become heavy to handle. Maybe, you don't need to see or know that much. Also, people truly believe everything you say when your are drunk so try to say less than necessary and avoid your attempts to sound sober. Maybe you don't even need the one tongue you have after all. An eye, an ear, and a lazy tongue had dinner on a Saturday night.